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A very long post… but the end is worth it.

George was rarely sick but Monday he caught the flu and just couldn’t go to work. He was glad, because he learned just how much his wife loved him. She was so thrilled to have him home that, when a deliveryman or the mailman arrived, she ran outside yelling, “My husband’s home! My husband’s home!”

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Once a police chief returned home late and had almost undressed to go to sleep when his wife asked him to get some medicine from the drugstore. He put on his dress again and went to the store. The strore-keeper while handing the drug asked “are you not the police chief?” He says – yes. “Then what are doing in the fire-chief’s uniform?” asked the store-keeper!!!

· ASM Technologies Ltd, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave..”
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· Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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· From H.A.L, Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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· An incident of a illness:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
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· A covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
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· Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
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· Another actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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· Sample of letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

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· A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’…. As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post………..

email forward from Aakriti

A woman asked her husband, a programmer, “Dear, would you please go to the store and buy some bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” He agreed. A few minutes later he was back, with twelve loaves of bread. The wife was flabbergasted! “Why on Earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?” He logically replied, “They had eggs.”

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test last night and the results were positive. When she showed it to me, I asked, “Shall we keep it?” She replied, “What’s the point? You can only use them once!”

A Scottish grocer put a collection box on his counter with a small sign reading, “For the Blind.” Charitable customers put in their change. When the box was full, he used the money to buy a new window blind!

Q Frame a sentence with PINK, GREEN, and Yellow.
Lalu’s Answer: When the phone rings GREEN GREEN, Just PINK it up and say YELLOW.

4 stages of marriage
1. “Mad for each other”
2. “Made for each other”
3. “Mad at each other”
4. “Mad because of each other”
- courtesy SMS from Puja

College me ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hai?
Answer: 4
1. Meri Wali
2. Tere Wali
3. Teri Bhabhi
4. Meri Bhabhi

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

“Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador,” said Paddy. “You must be fooking crazy!” said Mick. “Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”

People say that there is no difference between finish and complete…. but if you marry the right person you are complete, else you are finished.