Here is a nice CSI Spoof video
Even a monkey can dance better than you
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The other day I tripped on the escalator and fell downstairs with a big thud. Soon afterwards, when I was picking up stuff, the saleswoman said, “Hi–if you need anything, I’m Jill.”
I thought, “Wow! I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before!”
This weekend I got to listen to Shashi Tharoor - he was here in CA at a forum along with Sam Pitroda. He gave quite an inspiring talk about India and the what hes doing post-UN. Hes become a lobbyist for “Brand India” and is also involved with a couple of
organizations to improve infrastructure projects.
These clips are from another event in September but he covers few of the same topics here. Thought I’d share these.
India’s multiculturalism
Video of the whole talk:
- Forwarded by Jerin Joy
My goodness, I cannot believe that any of the indian politicians could express themselves so effectively in such simple words.
I was reading this nice informative article. which explains why Indian currency bonds are 7 notches below the Chinese Bonds and share its ranking with bonds issued by bankrupt states like Jamaica and Armenia.
1) Government Fiscal Deficit (6.2% of the GDP)
2) Public debt (which accounts for almost 77% of the country’s GDP and almost all the taxes Indian government collects goes in servicing the debt’s interest rates)
3) Deficit of Power and basic infrastructure without which no industry can be expected to perform well and this deficit is robbing the country from atleast 2-3% growth of GDP.
an indepth analysis on the subject of why politically repressed economies do better than politically free economies.
Harry Enfield, Sexist Posh Git Ruddy hell
Rowan Atkinson Live: Welcome to hell
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it!
do watch the public service message embedded at the last of this video song.
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A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider:
“One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters” so the Taliban angry sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers.
After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. “One American solider is better then 100 Taliban fighters”
So the Taliban sends over 100 of his highest ranked soldiers sure of victory.
After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. “One American solider is better then 1000 Taliban fighters”
So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune. After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over.
The Taliban now wondering what happened goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says “don’t send anymore men it’s really a trap there is really two of them!”
The only thing Government has not taxed is the male Penis. This is due to the fact that:
1. 60% of the time it is hanging around useless.
2. 20% of the time it is pissed off
3. 10% of the time it is having hard times.
4. 10% of the time it is trapped in a hole.
5. On top of that, it has two dependents and both of them are nuts.
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And a very nice video:
Roleplay and Politics
Most people feel that agriculture is not viable in today’s time. The output often does not justify the labor you and your family puts in and the 6 months waiting period before the crop produces a yield. Now with the booming real estate prices, most people would be better off selling their land completely and living off the interest.
However I could find 2 types of agriculture that will be commercially profitable for decades to come.
1) mushroom
2) weeds
PS: please check the legal viability before embarking on such projects.
Ankur Aggarwal
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Sandip Chaudhuri
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