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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard
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And this one really hurt me:
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- Dick Gregory
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“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler”
- Einstein
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
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It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
- Mark Twain

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard
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If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
- Margaret Thatcher
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Some more quotes

Ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham
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It said, “Insert disk #3” but only two will fit!
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford
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In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.”
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- Aldous Huxley

Those only are happy who have their minds fixed on some object other than their own happiness.
On the happiness of others, on the improvement of mankind, even on some art or pursuit, followed not as a means, but as itself an ideal end.
Aiming thus at something else, they find happiness by the way.
-John Stuart Mill
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Consience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar
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Confusion is always the most honest response.
- Marty Indik
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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Isaac Asimov

“constantly talking is not better communication”
wow… i love this quote… stole this from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.
Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-E. B. White

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
- Gian Vincenzo Gravina
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Truth is a bully we all pretend to like