ENagar

November 17, 2006

Income Tax Campaign

Filed under: Humor, Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 8:56 am

Now this is what I call a great Advertisement.
anti corruption campaign
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
- Edmund Burke

This is the reformed version of the famous “3 monkey’s of Gandhi”
See No Evil
Hear no Evil
and Say no Evil.

November 15, 2006

machines

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 6:30 pm

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard
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And this one really hurt me:
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- Dick Gregory
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“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler”
- Einstein
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- Bob Hope
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It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
- Mark Twain

November 10, 2006

stupidity quote

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 4:47 am

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard
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If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
- Margaret Thatcher
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Some more quotes

October 30, 2006

why Quote

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 10:49 am

Ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham

It said, “Insert disk #3” but only two will fit!

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford

In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

“Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.”
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

October 15, 2006

intellectual vs Sex

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 4:43 am

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- Aldous Huxley

October 1, 2006

happiness quote.

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 9:48 pm

Those only are happy who have their minds fixed on some object other than their own happiness.
On the happiness of others, on the improvement of mankind, even on some art or pursuit, followed not as a means, but as itself an ideal end.
Aiming thus at something else, they find happiness by the way.
-John Stuart Mill

Consience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar

Confusion is always the most honest response.
- Marty Indik

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Isaac Asimov

September 26, 2006

constantly talking is not better communication

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 5:12 pm

“constantly talking is not better communication”
wow… i love this quote… stole this from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

September 25, 2006

humor analysis

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 8:00 am

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.
Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-E. B. White

September 20, 2006

work

Filed under: Humor, Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 6:46 am

Miss Wormwood:”What state do you live in?”
Calvin :”Denial.”

i work for money. if you want loyalty get a dog
That is the difference between me and the rest of the world… Happiness is not enough for me..I demand EUPHORIA.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

September 4, 2006

solitude

Filed under: Quotes — Ankur Aggarwal @ 8:02 am

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
- Gian Vincenzo Gravina
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Truth is a bully we all pretend to like

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