A word of advice from my best friend:
Statutory Warning : agar tune mere liye ladki dekhe bager shaadi ki to teri bivi ko hi line maarunga!!
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
– Randy K. Milholland
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
– Stephen Leacock
What delights us in visible beauty is the invisible.
– Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Books have the same enemies as people:
fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
– Paul Valery
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
– Bernard Bailey
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
– Dave Barry
Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
– Henry Ford
Now this is what I call a great Advertisement.
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
- Edmund Burke
This is the reformed version of the famous “3 monkey’s of Gandhi”
See No Evil
Hear no Evil
and Say no Evil.
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
– Kin Hubbard
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If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
– Margaret Thatcher
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Some more quotes
Ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham
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It said, “Insert disk #3” but only two will fit!
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford
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In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.”
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone
