film stars in BPO

This is what will happen if the Bollywood manned our call centers.

Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care…
rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain…
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere
baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao

jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh

likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai..
Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for
callllllliiiiingggg…..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…
Customer: I am unable to use your
product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke
saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya
hai…
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh… seedhi tarah bolde issue
kya hai warna… haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein
phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep

hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye….
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ….tumko kya
problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon..
Police mien report likha…

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera… pyar se log shabbo
bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma.
Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha
sa, pyarasa…rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank youji for calling ji..
Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to
dyeva hai…

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta
hai….. May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling… tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager
dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega….

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo
maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf…
$10.00…dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem
chopra…
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni
invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani ….. Tumhara ye call bahut keemti
hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke
khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in
10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena…
manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi… humse hai

manager… manager se hum nahi…

Sharukh: Thank you for
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone….

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