Coffee Time

“Waitress! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Well it should, Sir–it was just ground this morning!”
—-

“Waitress, I’ll have coffee, no cream.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, we’re out of cream–could it be without milk?”
—-

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”
He addressed the man,
“Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?
—-

Can you read what is written in the image?
bad eyes

PS: having eyes like an Chinese might help.

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4 thoughts on “Coffee Time

  1. Pingback: Joke for today « Vivek’s Blog

  2. i don’t know what “ammar” meant, but squinting at it surely helped! i thought that’s what you meant by ‘eyes like a chinese’.

    nice one!

    – s.b.

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