Casino Blonde

Casino Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when
I’m completely nude.”

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
“Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed…
“YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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