What’s the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted.
A man was driving home his new car and was fascinated by all its new bells and whistles… but he had this strange feeling that he had forgotten something.
He felt his pocket and found his billfold; he had his keys and checkbook; he had everything and yet the feeling persisted. As he drove in his driveway, his daughter ran out to see their new car, stopped short, and cried, “Daddy? Where’s Mommy?!”