Instructions

NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO
found on a Taiwanese towel

REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE BEHIND YOU
helmet mounted mirror for US cyclists

USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
Taiwanese shampoo

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
found on New Zealand insect spray

OPEN OTHER END
found on the bottom of Coke bottles

PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
Marks and Spencers bread and butter pudding

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A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

“Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”

“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?”

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.

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