old jokes

For his birthday, a Jewish mother gave her son two neckties. When he came over for dinner the following Friday night, he made sure to wear one.
His mother said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”


You know you’re getting old when your partner says, “Hey, honey! Let’s run upstairs and make love!”
and you reply, “Make up your mind; I can’t do both!”

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