office mannerism

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1. Try Saying:
I think you could do with more training
Instead Of:
You don’t have a f***ing clue, do you?

2. Try Saying:
She’s an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of:
She’s a f***ing power-crazy b*tch

3. Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of:
And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

4. Try Saying:
I’m certain that isn’t feasible
Instead Of:
F*** off a*se-hole

5. Try Saying:
Really?
Instead Of:
Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole

6. Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with…
Instead Of:
Tell someone who gives a f***.

7. Try Saying:
I wasn’t involved in the project.
Instead Of:
Not my f***ing problem.

8. Try Saying:
That’s interesting.
Instead Of:
What the f***?

9. Try Saying:
I’m not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale.
Instead Of:
No f***ing chance mate.

10. Try Saying:
It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in
Instead Of:
Why the f*** didn’t you tell me that yesterday?

11. Try Saying:
He’s not familiar with the issues
Instead Of:
He’s got his head up his f***ing a*se.

12. Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, f*** face.

13. Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going
to be at home anyway
Instead Of:
Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.

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3 thoughts on “office mannerism

  1. he he he…guess what today my boss got changed so now i will use all the second option…i m on top of world… at least 6 month of peace

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