1. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

2. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

3. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

4. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick

6. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

7. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
a Subordinate Clauses.

8. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
a Spoiled Milk.

9. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
a Frostbite.

10. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

11. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

12. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

13. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

14. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
A The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


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