Starbucks isn’t so expensive if you compare it to what Victoria’s Secret charges per cup!
A man got a text from his next-door neighbor: “Must confess. Been tapping your wife when you’re not around. Probably more than you. No excuse. Can’t live with the guilt. Please accept apology. It won’t happen again.” The distraught, betrayed husband found his gun and, without a word, aimed it at his wife. As he prepared to pull the trigger, he got another text: “Damned auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife!”
You never appreciate the non-violent resolutions to a problem till a fly sits on your testicles